What We Do

Our Services

From a dozen eggs in the backyard to a full-scale multinational egg deployment, we have a package for every occasion.

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Residential Egg Hiding

Our flagship service. A team of 2-4 certified Hiding Specialists arrives at your home between 4:00 and 5:30 AM on Easter Sunday (or your chosen date). Using proprietary HideScore™ technology, we place each egg at the optimal difficulty level for your children's ages.

  • Age-calibrated difficulty (Toddler through Teen)
  • GPS-tagged golden egg with real-time hint system
  • Post-hunt sweep to find the ones nobody got
  • Allergy-safe options (nut-free, dairy-free, fun-free for strict parents)
$149 /per hiding

Up to 48 eggs. Additional eggs $2 each.

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Sample basket (contents vary)

Artisan Crafted

Custom Basket Design

Each basket is hand-woven by our team of artisan lagomorphs using sustainably sourced wicker. Tell us the recipient's interests, dietary restrictions, and emotional vulnerabilities, and we'll craft the perfect basket.

The Classic

Chocolate bunny, jelly beans, grass, mystery

$59

The Overachiever

Artisan chocolates, imported candy, small gem

$149

The Guilt Trip

For the parent who forgot until March 30

$299

The Executive

Fabergé-style eggs, gold-leaf chocolate

$999

Enterprise

Corporate & Events

Nothing says "we value our employees" like 10,000 eggs hidden across a parking lot at 5 AM. Our enterprise team handles events of any scale, from startup game rooms to Fortune 500 campuses.

  • Branded eggs with your company logo
  • Live leaderboard and competitive scoring
  • Dedicated event coordinator (in bunny suit, if desired)
  • Post-event analytics report for stakeholders
  • Liability insurance up to $5M per egg
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ROI: Immeasurable joy

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Emergency Egg Hiding

It's Easter morning. You forgot. The kids are already awake. Don't panic. Our Emergency Response Team can be at your location within 15 minutes in most metropolitan areas. Eggs are pre-hidden in a mobile deployment unit. We set up while you "make coffee."

Emergency Dispatch Hotline

1-800-EGG-911

Available Easter Sunday 5 AM – 10 AM. No judgment.