About EB Enterprises
What started as a small, one-bunny operation in 33 AD has grown into a global phenomenon serving 195 countries across 7 continents (yes, including Antarctica — penguins love chocolate).
The Origin Story
In the spring of 33 AD, a rabbit with an entrepreneurial spirit and a surplus of painted eggs made a decision that would change the world: door-to-door delivery.
What began as a small regional operation in the eastern Mediterranean quickly expanded along trade routes. By 500 AD, we'd established partnerships with major guilds across Europe. The Industrial Revolution allowed us to scale from handmade wicker baskets to semi-automated weaving.
Today, EB Enterprises operates on every continent, employs over 4 million seasonal workers (mostly rabbits, some squirrels), and hides approximately 4.2 billion eggs annually.
E. Bunny
Founder & CEO
Serving since 33 AD
Key Milestones
Founded
First egg delivery completed. Client satisfaction: "Confused but delighted."
European Expansion
Partnered with the German Egg Painters Guild. Introduced the concept of "egg hunts" to replace "egg confusion."
Chocolate Eggs Invented
Revenue increased 4,000%. Real eggs deprecated (except for deviled egg enthusiasts).
White House Easter Egg Roll
Became official egg hiding partner for the White House lawn. Secret Service background checks were... extensive.
AI-Powered Hiding
Launched HideScore™ AI to calculate optimal hiding difficulty per child. Complaints about "too easy" hunts dropped 94%.
Leadership Team
A dedicated team of professionals committed to egg excellence.
E. Bunny
Founder & CEO
S. Nutkins
VP of Hiding Operations
C. Peep
Head of Basket Design
D. Mallard
Chief Egg Officer
Our Core Values
Egg-cellence
Every egg placed with intention. Every basket crafted with care. We don't do "good enough."
Discretion
We arrive in silence. We leave no trace. Children will never know the magic is outsourced.
Sustainability
100% recyclable baskets. Carbon-neutral hopping. Ethically sourced chocolate.